1st
01:28

Pattersons versus dignity: the early years.



2nd
01:36

The unhinging of the jaws.....

- 2 comments

3rd
01:37

The girls in the self-imposed hell

- 4 comments

4th
01:41

Apologies and other failures......



5th
01:24

John, the walking fashion disaster.....

- 4 comments

6th
02:06

Doctor Ted's real purpose....

- 3 comments

7th
01:35

Elly Patterson, Queen of the Dowdy.....

- 2 comments

8th
01:26

Friendship with the Pattersons and its discontents.

- 4 comments

9th
01:38

Poo and pee are (not) funny.



10th
00:27

Boobs in the woods: the Pattersons' camping trip.

- 6 comments

11th
01:36

Weekend in the Woods with Foobs......



12th
01:45

Kids in the back, dolts in the front......

- 6 comments

13th
01:19

John Patterson: Worst. Ogler. EVER!!!

- 8 comments

14th
01:05

What John really means by having a home.

- 2 comments

15th
01:28

Gender Stereotypes plus Debunking equals FOOBAR!!

- 2 comments

16th
01:51

How to create a sibling-rivalry bomb.

- 8 comments

17th
01:45

How to generate disrespect for women.

- 6 comments

18th
02:54

How to breed dependency in minor children.

- 2 comments

19th
01:16

Mike Patterson: Public Irritant

- 4 comments

20th
01:42

Mike's Real Best Friend: the Pattermanse.

- 4 comments

21st
00:57

The new-ruins, one year later.



22nd
01:00

The end of the new-ruins and other hazards……

- 2 comments
Entry tags:

23rd
02:13

One year after the Settlepocalypse......

- 6 comments

24th
01:51

Dueling Michaels

- 2 comments

25th
01:30

Why Mike acts old.....

- 4 comments

26th
00:39

Crass consciousness

- 2 comments

27th
01:34

No-budge Elly.....



28th
00:51

Literal-mindedness and other Fooby thinking.....



29th
01:52

The twenty-five percent solution.

- 2 comments

30th
00:16

Hum: the weirdest piece of Lynnglish.

- 2 comments

31st
01:56

Year One of the New Era: what we have learned.......

- 4 comments