Lynn: My thinking is: If women ruled the world, we'd get the politics over with expediently, thereby saving the civilian population, then do our best to rejuvenate each other's economies by shopping!
The way you talk, Lynn, dear, one would think you had never actually spent any appreciable time with other women, because you seem to suffer from the most amusing ignorance of what catty, devious, underhanded, sneaky, two-faced, lying, backstabbing bitches women are capable of being, all while smiling sweetly and asking if you'd like sugar and lemon with your tea. If you want to know what would happen if women ruled the world, all you need to do is read up on what happened during the reigns of powerful female monarchs. Luckily you have me here to spare you all that painfully boring (for you) reading, because I'm going to sum it all up for you: less overt violence, more mind games, sneaky dealings, and talking (and not all of it would involve sitting down in diplomatic negotiations to hammer out a peace deal). As for the shopping, of course there'd be a lot of that, but not for the reason you think (seriously, that whole 'women just looooove shopping' thing is so 1960s. Dating yourself much?). Any decent leader, female or male, knows the value of appearances, and that means having a well-stocked wardrobe. Just asked Elizabeth I.
Lynn, dear, being a "street fighter" at the age of five? Please! I was a "street fighter" at the age of three. What were you doing from three to five, being brainwashed into the cult of domesticity? That would explain some of your ignorance of female leadership styles and capabilities.
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Date: 2012-12-10 01:52 am (UTC)The way you talk, Lynn, dear, one would think you had never actually spent any appreciable time with other women, because you seem to suffer from the most amusing ignorance of what catty, devious, underhanded, sneaky, two-faced, lying, backstabbing bitches women are capable of being, all while smiling sweetly and asking if you'd like sugar and lemon with your tea. If you want to know what would happen if women ruled the world, all you need to do is read up on what happened during the reigns of powerful female monarchs. Luckily you have me here to spare you all that painfully boring (for you) reading, because I'm going to sum it all up for you: less overt violence, more mind games, sneaky dealings, and talking (and not all of it would involve sitting down in diplomatic negotiations to hammer out a peace deal). As for the shopping, of course there'd be a lot of that, but not for the reason you think (seriously, that whole 'women just looooove shopping' thing is so 1960s. Dating yourself much?). Any decent leader, female or male, knows the value of appearances, and that means having a well-stocked wardrobe. Just asked Elizabeth I.
Lynn, dear, being a "street fighter" at the age of five? Please! I was a "street fighter" at the age of three. What were you doing from three to five, being brainwashed into the cult of domesticity? That would explain some of your ignorance of female leadership styles and capabilities.