The "Accidental" Settlepocalypse

[dreadedcandiru2]

As we know, the Settlepocalypse has become a tawdry farce of a wedding which is a sick tribute to how vulgar and stupid the Pattersons are. From the awful color scheme, the ugly clothes and oppressively tacky decorations, it shows us how utterly devoid of class, charm and intellect they are. What makes it worse is that they refuse to acknowledge that they're responsible for the ugliness that confronts them. They bleat about how they wanted things kept simple and whine about how other people just happen to want to be part of the magic and force complexity on them. This shows that they still haven't gotten acquainted with the odd little concept called personal responsibility. Even if the hands that hold the mortgages hadn't made it clear that they should be given free stuff, it's up to them to actively say no to things they don't want. Since they didn't stop people from being part of things, they shouldn't complain about all the tawdriness.

Comments

[howtheduck.livejournal.com]

If you plan a wedding using the chaos theory as your foundation, then you shouldn't be surprised what you get. Actually the Pattersons should be grateful there is anything like a wedding at all. With the method they used for planning the wedding, I am a little surprised they didn't get a lot more people volunteering to make table decorations.

[dreadedcandiru2.livejournal.com]

Somebody should remind Lynn that if you let yourself get sweet-talked into agreeing to things you didn't initially want, you're still to blame for their presence.