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The odd thing about the very stupid New Years' party of Mike being allowed to set off the smoke detector because John and Elly are too stupid and lazy to clean up after themselves is that it leads to another exercise in John and Elly being too stupid and lazy to make sure that Farley doesn't wander around loose. The end result of this failure of the imagination results in his finally getting a license and collar so that Animal Control may know who can't control their animal. That being said, it will be only a matter of time before Elly's need not to stick to any sort of discipline results in Farley's once again getting loose. Eventually, a tale of heroism will be woven from the tapestry of idiocy and sloth that is Patented Patterson Pet Ownership.
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Date: 2013-12-29 06:47 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2013-12-29 01:08 pm (UTC)